Extra Life - Discipline For Edwin lyrics

Where is my wooden club? Where is my wooden club? I've torn the closet up The house is overrun with wild screaming children Edwin is running wild Edwin is running wild Where is my wooden club? Where is my wooden club? Where is my wooden club? I've torn the closet up The house is overrun with wild screaming children Edwin is running wild Edwin is running wild Where is my wooden club? Discipline, discipline I'll shut you up, boy I'll put you down Discipline, discipline I'll break your arm, boy Your mother's not around Discipline, discipline Where is my wooden club? A coat hanger will do A coat hanger will do It's all that I can find It's rusted metal head is thin, thin and twisted But broad and wooden are its shoulders Straight enough to tame a child Straight enough to tame a child A coat hanger will do Discipline, discipline I'll teach you right, boy I'll whip your face Discipline, discipline I'll do my job, boy Whatever it takes Discipline, discipline A coat hanger will do Edwin your eyes are dead Edwin your eyes are dead I've torn the sockets up They're scarred with milky glaze, forever cancelled Edwin, you'll grow up blind Edwin, you'll grow up blind Forgive me, forgive me little one Forgive me, forgive me little one Little little little little Please, please forgive me little one