Exotic Adrian Street - Mighty Big Girl lyrics

I went to a dance Saturday night Now I've been around and seen a few sights But standing right in front of me Was the biggest darn girl I'm ever likely to see [Chorus] She was a mighty big girl for her age, hmmm A mighty big girl for her age Six foot three and definitely A mighty big girl for her age A mighty big girl for her age I asked her to dance she shook her fist Grabbed my hand and sprained my wrist Dragged me on to the disco floor Suddenly I didn't want to dance anymore She knocked me down with a forearm jab And pulled me into a Boston Crab Rolled me into a stranglehold And obviously I didn't need to be told [Chorus] I grabbed her arm but lost my grip Next thing I knew was an Irish Whip With a foot on my throat I could see at a glance That it wasn't any dancing school that had taught her to dance A crowd gathered around when they heard the noise I knew I should have stuck with the boys She had me in a headlock and I couldn't break free Then she took a deep breath and everybody could see [Chorus] Now the years have gone by, it's so long since we met But a girl like that is very hard to forget Now I'm out of the plaster cast Scars will go but the memory will last of that [Chorus] I wouldn't go out with her again Even if she was as pretty as me Mind you, her brother seems like a nice boy [Chorus]