I was walking my k**er starfish She was aching to leave her bed She said i love life want some more Before the sheriff takes me over People talking and they were gawking At my warfish who made the rounds She said I love life want some more Before the 5-0 takes me over Ooh oh ooh So my starfish and i were walking under the sky In a town where she and i were born tonight He pulled a gun bang bang The sheriff shot my starfish She was stone cold Don't tell mother my starfish is dying But i'm already dead