Excrementory Grindf**ers - H.T.L.T.P.T.M.G.T. Coooool W. lyrics

Hello. We are the Excrementory Grindf**ers. Welcome to "Learning Grindcore Lesson III". Today: Learn how to play the metal guitar the Coooool way. First locker your fingers. Now start playing the metal guitar the coool way. Maybe you picked the wrong guitar. Try another one. And the start playing the metal Guitar the cooool way. No. Don't play like a hippie. Please latsch on the distortion pedal. No. I told you to play the guitar the cooool way. Try the Guitar Player Ego Booster! That was playing the metal guitar the coool way! Now you are ready to play on technical d**h p**y Metal Band. For grindcore you need more ballz. So please play not the metal guitar, but the Grind f**ing core sh** f**ing blast guitar!