Example - Get Off lyrics

Hello? Soon it's twenty-three positions in a one night stand Well, that may be true for you Mr Prince but I can't seem to avoid straight-up f**ing awkward positions throughout the whole evening Who ever she is, you know what I mean? Let me explain, let me explain… It started of decent, chilling at my place the girl looked hot, well, at least on MySpace Agreed to hook up and I brought her to my space When she turned up; this girl had a dry face Not the one to complain, I refrain from my usual line of abuse but to make matters worse, I forgotten her first name I use my usual excuse: “Hey, how you doin' B, are you bothered if I call you B ‘cause it suits you better Look I like your real name but B means beautiful plus is just one letter” So I head to the bar, come back sit down started pressing her with my trivia on the table to my left, I see B looking crossed ‘cause I'm chatting to a girl who looks similar Get off, 23 positions in a one night stand Get off, I'll only call you after if you say I can Get off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man Get off, if you want to, baby here I am, here I am It ain't easy, it's just mad, it ain't straight-forward every time things turn bad It ain't simple, it's complex It ain't plain-sailing dealing with the opposite s** Stop acting like a clown whilst I look her up and down her body is being dissected I order the bill for the drinks when I front it, my debit card's gets rejected So she has to sign, but don't seem to mind See usually girls would've tagged me She's paid for our night, but still seems keen but she's still gotta pay for the taxi We arrive at her door and she's still looking sure that she wants to take me up for a night cap She pushes, slaps me about for a bit doesn't matter ‘cause I actually like that We getting onto sh** you wouldn't even find in German adult entertainment We take a break then she looks at me says: “So when are we gonna talk payment?” Get off, 23 positions in a one night stand Get off, I'll only call you after if you say I can Get off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man Get off, if you want to, baby here I am, here I am Get off, 23 positions in a one night stand Get off, I'll only call you after if you say I can Get off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man Get off, if you want to, baby here I am, here I am Everybody grab a body Pump it like you want somebody Get Everybody grab a body Pump it like you want somebody Get Everybody grab a body Pump it like you want somebody Get Everybody grab a body Pump it like you want somebody