I wish I was Joey Jeremiah I would never do my homework I would stay up late and Dream about Caitlin I would never kick Wheels out of my house (maybe I would) I would walk around the caf naked Just to get the car of my dreams Everyone thinks I'm so cool I'd wear crazy hats to school Yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeaaaah! Woah Woah Woah I wish I was Joey Jeremiah Woah Woah Woah I wish I was Joey Jeremiah I wish I was Joey Jeremiah That would be dynamite!