Evil Cowards - Fixing Machines lyrics

If there's only one sure thing that I know Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa You got a lot of guitars, but you don't play guitar You got your love shack laying in the boudoir You got your Yakov Smirnoff, screwdriver And you're rocking out to Holy Diver If our machine is broken Then we gotta replace it If our love is a token Maybe we should erase it And all this time, you were fixing machines When you should have been fixing you But I'm so happy that you never really wanted to If there's only one sure thing that I know Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa Now listen. Did you hear that? It sounds like the sound of meat sizzling I know this guy who deals in the action He lives his life looking for a reaction He got a sight line sighted on the Eye of Horus And he drives, and he drives in a '94 Taurus He left his wife for a f**ing machine 'Cause he never had a f**ing clue And I know that's neither here nor there with you Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho Whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho whoa-ho, Whoa-ho whoa-ho-oh-whoa If there's only one sure thing that I know Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show. Hey! If there's only one sure thing that I know Someday the world's gonna bow before this cowardly two-man show You got a lot of guitars, but you don't play guitar