Oh! Say hello to the invisible men Coming to town to be my friend They're gonna be here at a half-past ten Uh oh! Really then Maybe you see or maybe you don't Maybe you'll see what the others won't Maybe they'll make you row their boat Uh oh! You silly goat But I'm not ever gonna be one of those Happy, happy people in ridiculous clothes Wondering where all the groovy poppy grows Looking out for the nightmare bird Custard creaming every curd And polishing her every turd Uh oh! My word Can't we just enjoy the show? Bathing in our mirth and woe You know I like the status quo Uh oh! They will steal the song that you're humming And you'll never see it coming They have drum machines at the ready to do all of your drumming Oh yeah! And if you're waiting for an answer then prepare to keep waiting Some people clearly should be stopped from ever mating Living all their lives just hating and a-hating Marching through the city with the soldiers of Satan Ah haaaaaaa Where it stops nobody knows So put your money up your nose Dress her up in flammable clothes Uh oh! There she goes Some will say we've gone too far Others will say we're shooting par What's that sound inside my car? Uh oh! My door's ajar We are frozen here in the blue light Sitting ducks in a toxic pond tonight Watching the fun boys and the good time girls unite And for every little dick that we are graduating There's another temple that we are desecrating Announcing your arrival as the moon is abating Pledging your allegiance to the soldiers of Satan Ah haaaaaaa It's a really good time Ah haaaaaaa And it will blow your mind Ah haaaaaaa It's a really good time Ah haaaaaaa Let's go! And we are flaking out and fading fast Stupidity first and safety last Have a drink and watch the die get cast As we abandon ship and torch the mast This is the only way to live Black rainbows without Roy G Biv Come drain your soul through my evil sieve This is the only way to live This is the only way to live