Me and Bobby D don't get along that easily You told the world, "Be free, love life" Tell me, is it true you beat your wife? You see, me and Bobby D don't get along that easily You told the world, "Skip rules fave fun" Knocked her from here to kingdom come? How many girls have you had today? And how many bottles have you downed today? And while you're on the skids, who's minding the kids? Go to sleep Bobby D, here's a kiss Don't worry your pretty head about this Me and Saint Jack K never had too much to say It's easy driving with your feet With some good ol' girl in the pa**enger seat Watching the road all day "Oh honey, what funny things you do say." But while you're out of your head Who's making the bed? Go to sleep Bobby D, here's a kiss Don't worry your pretty head about this Go to sleep Saint Jack K Don't worry your tiny head today Me and old Bobby D don't get along that famously A saviour and a seer? Maybe But he never meant that much to me Sure, I'd love a wild life But every wild man needs a mother or wife The seven seas you roam And who's waiting at home?