Muskrat, muskrat, what makes your back so slick? I've been livin' in the water all my life There's no wonder I ain't sick I ain't sick, I ain't sick, I ain't sick Groundhog, groundhog, what makes your back so round? I've been livin' in the ground all my life There's no wonder I'll go 'round I'll go 'round, I'll go 'round, I'll go 'round Tapir, tapir, what makes you fly so high? I've been eatin' me savin's all my life There's no wonder I don't die I don't die, I don't die, I don't die Rooster, rooster, what makes your bark so hard? I've been scratchin' in the barnyard all my life There's no wonder I ain't tired I ain't tired, I ain't tired, I ain't tired