This is a song about Spike He is a bad a** guy Who just happens to be A really good friend of mine Everyone I know, yeah Who knows Spike too Will agree when I say the words That Spike is cool The problem with my friend Spike He has fallen into A true love with a nice girl Who has gotta lot of tatoos He always talks crazy Whenever she calls He always talks like a baby It's obvious now... She's got him by the ball... She's got him by the balls... My weird little brother James And his ex-girlfriend They would talk in those ridiculous voices We would all be hanging out Getting drunk in the neighborhood And they both would make those ridiculous noises He would always talk crazy Whenever she calls He always talks like a baby It's obvious now... They've got him by the balls (They've got him by the balls) I hate you when you talk like that I wish you could act like a grown man (They've got him by the balls) I hate you when you talk like that I wish you could act like a grown man (They've got him by the balls) I hate you when you talk like that I wish you could act like a grown man (They've got him by the balls) You will never see me... walking that walk You will never catch me... talking that babytalk (You know it's true... They've got you by the balls) Which brings me back to Spike A good guy to have in a fight Unless he was with his girlfriend Obnoxious on Saturday night You knwo he couldn't care less What anyone thinks He does not give a damn No, because he has no shame He looks so happy Just like everything is fine He is oblivious to the fact That he has no spine He always talks crazy (you have no shame) Whenever she calls (you have no shame) He always talks like a baby (you have no shame) It's obvious now... They've got him by the balls I hate you when you talk like that I wish you could act like a grown man (They've got him by the balls) I hate you when you talk like that I wish you could act like a grown man (They've got him by the balls) You will never see me... walking that walk You will never catch me... talking that babytalk (You know it's true... They've got you by the balls) I am not going to let it get to me They've got you by the balls