Jesus Christ didn't have blue eyes or blond hair He looked just like all those people that you want to k** Spin your hell into a heaven you can sell Make it look like California with a bible belt Jesus didn't look like the boy next door Unless you live in Palestine I wonder what you mean by the golden rule I think it is a scary play on words I wonder what they taught you back in Sunday school I bet you think of him As a nice clean long haired Republican, nah He would be all locked up in Guantanamo Bay If he were alive today He would have been a revolutionary Wanted by the CIA I picture him in all the wrong places Finding diamonds in the dirt A star of David tattoo And a Che t-shirt Jesus Christ was a left wing radical Jew Murdered by people like you If Jesus was a Democrat like the bible says he was I don't think he's going to want to take the blame For all the awful things you say and do in his name If Jesus was alive he would be sad to see That it is no different than it used to be Someday he's going to call you out I am pretty god damned sure ...... He is going to be angry He is going to be angry You want to know what I think?....... I think Jesus would have been a card carrying liberal If he was a young man born in the USA He would not be "fiscally conservative" And he wouldn't vote for John McCain All those so called Christians that you see on TV Maybe they scare Jesus like they scare me Kick you the hell out of my temple too Too many elephants in the room If Jesus was a Democrat like the bible says he was I don't think he's going to want to take the blame For all the awful things you people do and say in his name If Jesus was alive today he would be sad to see That it is no different than it used to be Someday he's going to call you out I am pretty god damned sure...... He is going to be....mad He is going to be angry He is going to be....mad He is going to be....mad You say Jesus loves the little children And I say I know that's true I say he loves all the m**ms and the Jews All the addicts and the p**n stars too You say Jesus died to save us all from a fiery hell I say Jesus died to save us Save us from ourselves Will you save me from myself? If Jesus was a liberal like the red letters say he was I know he would have big love for all the k**ers and the racists And the bullies in this world If Jesus was alive today And you had a chance to meet him face to face I'm pretty God-damned sure that you and your friends Would find some way to k** him all over again You would k** him all over again Again and again and again Just like you always do You do just what you always do