Evelyn Jones - Somebody Once Told Me lyrics

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni So I took a bite out of a tree It tasted kind of funky so I spit it at a monkey And the monkey got angry at me One thousand years later the monkey was Darth Vader And he started throwing light sabers at me He missed me by a mile and hit my friend Kyle In a place where things should never be Kyle crumpled to the ground never to be found again