Evan Edinger - The Flat's a Mess lyrics

[Verse 1: Dodie Clark] I might forget to wash my cup [Evan Edinger] I might forget to put my wet clothes up [Hook: Dodie Clark and Evan Edinger] The flat's a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be [Verse 2: Dodie Clark] I might have eaten all your cheese [Evan Edinger] That's okay but can you buy more please? [Hook: Dodie Clark and Evan Edinger] The flat's a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be [Verse 3: Dodie Clark] I might have accidentally stretched your top [Evan Edinger] I might have- wait, is that the one I just bought? [Hook: Dodie Clark and Evan Edinger] The flat's a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be [Verse 4: Dodie Clark] I borrowed your toothbrush the other day [Evan Edinger] What . . . that's disgusting why would you- You know how I am with my mouth! [Hook: Dodie Clark] The flat's a mess and so are we But [Dodie Clark and Evan Edinger] You and me are as good as we can be [Verse 5: Dodie Clark] I put a cactus in your bed [Hook: Dodie Clark] The flat's a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be [Interlude with whistle] [Verse 6: Dodie Clark] I might forget to wipe my feet [Evan Edinger] I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonnaise And unpaired all your socks and drew on all your toys And vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes And ruined your dress You don't wanna know how [Outro: Dodie Clark and Evan Edinger] The flat's a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be