Eugene Kelly - You're Having My Sex lyrics

See you on the silver screen, the TV, and the stage Collect your Oscar, brit and bafta your name is engraved You're having my s**, you're sleeping with my wife You're having my kids and the time of my life You're writing my book, you're starring in my film You had my number one and my number ten We could be such very good friends if you'd let me in The higher the gate the longer the wait Please let this poor boy sin You're having my s**, you're sleeping with my wife You're having my kids and the time of my life You're writing my book, you're starring in my film You had my number one and my number ten You say things that I have thought Stole them from my head You're so wealthy, I'm unhealthy I'm practically dead You're having my s**, you're sleeping with my wife You're having my kids and the time of my life You're writing my book, you're starring in my film You had my number one and