There was even going to be a party for you A big party. That all your friends were invited to I invited your friend, the Companion Cube Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends Because of how unlikeable you are It says so right here in your personal file Unlikeable, liked by no-one A bitter, unlikable loner Who's pa**ing shall not be mourned Shall not be