Ethan Klein - I am Superman lyrics

Connor Murphy is my god Connor Murphy is my god I just want to f** Connor Murphy Can you please take your shirt off? Please take your shirt off Please take your shirt off My name is Connor Murphy please let me take my shirt off So I can get your number, then bring you home and f** you Yes I wanna f** you I just wanna s** my dick between your tits b**h Please let me slide up on you I'll tell you that your best friend is ugly so I can f** you I've got very little substance as a human being But I know how to get abs and my favorite color is abs I wanna f** you before I tear this Wal-Mart down 25 d**hs, a lot of casualties I find you in the debris And then I ask Do you wanna f** me now? I wanna f** you, wanna pull my shirt right off Wanna climb up these monkey bars and drop right on you Wanna f** you Check out my man tits Give 'em a squeeze I wanna f** you Spread those cheeks wide open and let me slide in yah b**h Because I got big tits f** me Because I got bigger tits than you f** me I am Superman Watch me stand on top of Chipotle Everybody wants my dick in their mouth Oh weird tweaker comin' down the alley Do you wanna f** me Do you wanna f** me Everybody below says Jump Just jump Just jump Just jump Just jump Take a leap Just jump, Man