Esoteric - Herb lyrics

[Talking] This some quick sh**, check You're a herb and uh, it's like this ("Ya better ask somebody") [Verse 1] You're a herb, if you say you dig all the time But can't find a sample from beats to the rhyme A herb, if you claim your raps is official But everything you sample is a f**in' re-issue You're a herb, sayin' that you rhyme off the mind But ya hype man's backin' up every line If you're in a fight but don't really wanna scrap But act like you want it when the bouncer hold you back You're a herb, if you tip strippers with a colla Those who grab the co*k and then call yaself a baller A herb, if you just now sayin' holla If you meet a girl but are too shook to call her If you act cool but keep ya girl on a leash If you're still talkin' bout the Jay Nas beef You're a herb, if you saw episode one But never saw the trilogy, I just begun You're a herb [Hook] "Ya better ask somebody" "Yo herb" [Verse 2] You're a herb, if you got a flag on ya truck But before last September you never gave a f** A herb, if you put ya faith in the churches I you call yourself Bin Laden in ya verses A herb, actually, better yet a joke If you glorify suicide and doin' lines of coke I you traded in your comic books and stamps For an Avirex and some SouthPole pants You're a herb, if you live next to Forest Gump But go to school tying your bandana in the front "Yo herb", if you got sk**s but dress like a nerd Just cause you can rap don't mean you ain't a herb Herb, you're a herb if you claim fame But hide yaself online with a fake screen name Act violent and claim to hold things Rappin' like a thug and walk around in toe rings You're a herb [Hook] [Verse 3] You're a herb, if your man buy's you a Becks And you're too stingy to buy him the next But you'll buy a drink for the opposite s** The type of guy that snatch whole albums of the net You're a herb, if you fallin' for the Puma fads Cause they got a pair of turntables in their ads A herb, if you never pay for a date A big herb if you never reciprocate If you gotta leave the room or change up ya tone When you talkin' to your girl on your cell phone A herb, if you steal out the tip cup If you wear your hat with the visor flipped up You're a herb, if you like this but don't own this If you think it's funny when you f**in' with the homeless If you tuck your sweatshirt in ya jeans If you dis the Guru because he left the Bean You're a herb, mothaf**a [Hook]