Esham - Kissing Bandit lyrics

b**hes like n***az to dog them out So I'm here to let you know what they all about Don't hesitate to smack her She like's when you mack her Play the Romeo role and she'll crush you like crackers Nine days, night's, dont come twice You gotta stay in control and on top You get two for one and at the same price Or get dropped like potato's Mack on your ho, you've got to mack on your ho And here's how to be real playa You've got to dog out and beat up and smack on your ho b**h aint nothin but meat on a stick Only job in life is to please a dick Dont ever let her forget that you run sh** And if she get outta line that a** gone get kicked Playa's got ho's for every day of the week All under control and all like to freak b**h aint nothin but nasty, sleazy Neighborhood skeezy, way to easy Be my ho and I'll be your pimp Cool n***az strut, the lame a limp Betta make my money seven day's a week And if somebody ask, you my freak Because.. [chorus] Yellow freaks like black dick daddy So pull down your panties and show me that fanny Your girl's a ho, but still you claim her Wild as a beast only I can tame her She tole me herself she like the dick I threw Hit the p**y so hard turned her a** black and blue Add another to my collection, her n***a was weak Tryin to fall in love s**a with a stone cold freak b**hes dont like that, that's why you mack on em Kick em, and punch em and beat em and smack on em All day, all night till they do you right 'cause a n***a like me a just f** your wife For nothin, and nuttin' in her a** is my pleasure Leave a dirty a** rubber in your room on your dresser That's my trademark, I broke your wife's heart But none a this woulda happened if you mack from the start 'cause.. [chorus] I'm the f**ing kissing bandit in your neighborhood I f** your wife like she wish you would When you come in, I leave out I even got a set of keys to your house She said I was the only man who made her cum right While you was out cheatin I was f**ing her all night No shame to my game, f** dame after dame You was lovin' her one night and she called you my name See I dont give a f** about your wife you see She aint cheatin on me, I'm the ban D-I-T Who can resist, no ho can resist 'cause I'm the f**ing kissing bandit and my dick is priceless I might be your foe, I might be your boy I know I f**ed your ho and I brought her much joy 'cause.. [chorus] I'm making b**hes cum like rainy days One wet p**y f**ed a hundred ways In less than an hour b**h is lovin the thought of me Her p**y so watery, I guess I ought to be On my way, before I leave you say "I bring you joy and you wish I'd stay." But I cant I got to roll, my job is done Leave a rubber in your toilet full of cum I'm the K-I-S-S-B-A-N-D-I-T f**in n***az b**hes is my f**ing hobby I leave it all sloppy like a beat up jalopy And my style of f**in, your man cant copy Havin' wet dreams scream, be a dream for Esham Today I felt like rain, I made your ho cum To sum it all up, I'm a bad mother f**er Turnin' innocent girl's into freaky dick s**ers Today it's all loose and you dont understand it Your girl got f**ed by the kissing bandit