Esham - Oldie but Goodie lyrics
"Brand new Esham from the Eastside of the galaxy" (Esham) I met this little girlie Her p**y hairs was curly The way that b**h s**ed off my dick I busted my nut early She asked me for some mo' dick And started s**ing mo' dick I said relax you freaky b**h and sit yo' a** up on it Her momma's in the kitchen Her daddy's watching the game I got this b**h all knocking sh** off of the shelves And screaming my name b**h you take this dick up And pay me for that weed You can't just smoke my sh** up, get some dick, and tell me to leave Your little sister's watching I think that b**h is hot I know she just a youngin' but I'm good for what she got She peeping through the keyhole I think she wants some peehole I f**ked that b**h in the bu*t, in the backseat of yo' daddy's Geo I stole yo momma's vicodin She just had surgery But, I was so quick in and out of that purse That b**h never heard of me I would try f**king yo momma But that b**h just so fat I seen that b**h step on a one dollar bill and leave four quarters flat WHAT! (Chorus - RudeBoy) How many b**hes need to know this name? (Boogieman) Check yo ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham) Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman) With this boogieman you'll be alright (Esham) b**h I want a piece of that cookie And b**h I want it for free Popular b**hes get they little pussies popped Like Brent Bocker f**king with me I smack your silly a** up You don't roll that f**king gra** up And after I'm done, I want the panties gone Cause b**h I'm tearing that a** up I'm mashing down Gratiot, gay bashing Necks I'm slashing Haul a**ing Heads I'm smashing and crashing Cause d**hs my pa**ion Til I'm ashing Wicked sh** never gets spun That's why we get clever, get guns I pull a DJ out of his pj's It was E & J with the Soopa Villains And b**h wake me up with brains And maybe I'll loosen your chains Cause b**h you know you will never change You seen more dick than Hanes (Violent J) *Break* (x2) What are we gonna do with these hoes Smack me a b**h up I suppose Hurry up b**h, and jump out ya clothes You about to have dick coming out ya nose (Esham) I met this girl named J-Lo Jimmy-hat on my dick like a sombrero When I rawed her, she said "Te Quiero!" Then I was out like human tornado You might see me in the streets of the Motown Pushing crack to my hoes like Bobby Brown Oprah please come and slob me down I'll be like Steadman(?), how you like me now? I got big dick for you hoes to lick I don't trick b**h but take ya bank and split Beyoncè, that's why I'm f**king Kelly In the backseat of a Chevy, after Nelly Michelle p**y just too smelly So we threw her outta the telly Oh really? Don't be acting silly Hoes bu*tnaked, ya'll know the drilly (Chorus - RudeBoy) How many b**hes need to know this name? (Boogieman) Check yo ouija board, this ain't no game (Esham) Eastside hoes and money all night (Boogieman) With this boogieman you'll be alright