Excuse us ladies and gentleman One, two You need to pick your afro daddy Because it's flat on one side You need to pick your afro daddy Because it's flat on one side What are you waiting on Well if you don't pick your afro You gonna have one side high, ha, ha Well, you said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby So I braided my hair, well, yes you did You said you was gonna take me to see Wu-Tang baby So I braided my hair, yes I did, corn roll and everything baby Well, you changed your mind and said we wasn't going But my momma saw you there Yes she did, check this out, one time Well I be blowing up your pager daddy But you never called me back Well I be putting in 9-1-1 baby But you never called me back, no, no See if you don't know how to use that pager daddy I'm gonna take that hoe back, yes I will