Erste Allgemeine Verunsicherung - Ba-Ba-Bankrobbery (Maxi) lyrics

(1) Old mother Hubbard, my cupboard is bare And my last few cheques are bouncing everywhere No scraps for the cat, no bone for the dog And I'm loosing all my friends, because my phone's cut off ! The bailiff keeps knockin' on my front door He's taken everything, but he still wants more I give all I can take, it's a world against me So how do I make a bankrobbery? Ref: Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery No money for nothing, for woofi and me Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery No money for nothing, for woofi and me (2) Black thick stockings, and I can't see a sausage; To the bank with a water-pistol in my pocket And the water leaks out, I'm wet and soggy Knees are knocking and it's hot in the stocking I say "Hands up! Please! Everybody just freeze All hit the deck with your hands behind the neck!" Then a granny turns around and says "Sonny Jim You'd see there was a queue If you'd removed that thing!" Ref: Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery No money for nothing, for woofi and me Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery A Bankrobbery Ref: Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery No money for nothing, for woofi and me Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery (3) After hours of waiting I was standing at the desk When the kids said "Mummy, that black man has wet himself!" I said "Look up there, there's a camera watching me I'm a little bit nervous, it's my first time on TV" I said "I'm nasty and ambitious and my hand's on the trigger It's your money or your live!" but she didn't lift a finger The ca**ier said "Sonny, stop messing around!" I said O.K., sorry! I-I-I-I'd like to open an account Ref: Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery No money for nothing, for woofi and me Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery A-Ba-A-Ba A Bankrobbery Ending: Baa-Baa Bankrobbery Baa-Baa Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Oh-Eh-Ah-Ohh-Ohohoo Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery No money for nothing, for woofi and me Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ehh-Uhh-Uhuhuu Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Das Böse ist immer und Überall Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Banküberfall Ehh-Uhh-Uhuhuu Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba Bankrobbery No money for nothing, for woofi and me