Life is a funny thing You never know what you are getting Some people want commitment Some people want amusement Oil and water Oil and water don't mix At first he was so cute I didn't feel like a substitute A night alone was a night misspent I thought he was different Oil and water Oil and water don't mix [x2] Got a text if we could meet He still thinks I'm very sweet It's his time to face defeat I give a laugh and I press delete Oil and water Oil and water Oil and water don't mix [x2] Oil and water Oil and water don't mix [x2]