Yeah that's right We gonna flash back To 1983 I'ma show you n***as how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you n***as even started rappin' 1983 Too $hort Word for word Like this baby Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes A n***a like me I know what's up I want a nasty b**h with a lot of bu*t If I can't find one anywhere It turns my dreams to nightmares Baby right there ain't got no a** But she's okay if she got cash b**hes, b**hes, b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes I'll tell 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin' but b**hes with no a** I woke up early feeling right Do the same damn thing every day of my life Cause every morning you know I get A good bl**job from a real fine b**h Strokin', smokin', sir Too $hort Thinking about the day before 30 minutes after I rolled out I pulled a freak took her to my house She was hella young with a lot of bu*t She s**ed my dick and then we f**ed That good tight p**y I couldn't pa** A light-skined freak with so much a** At 1 P.M. I was f**in' away I wanna do the same thing again today Today my story made itself Every b**h I saw was flat as hell I told myself "I must need gla**es" Where's them b**hes with the big round a**es Me and me homie just wanna be tuff Freak two b**hes then switch'em up It was 3:35 the strip was lit Every two blocks I saw a different b**h Waiting on the bus some was walking Me and my homie just started talking I said "Homie she looks good" He said "That a** is flat as wood" I said "What about baby in the black" And he said "$hort she's all back" b**hes, b**hes, b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes Every single day of the week For every n***a living there's a freak If you got game and a bed Why not get f**ed and get some head Cause b**hes all over wanna get f**ed I just need one with a lot of bu*t Me and my homie rollin' and smokin' Flat booty b**hes took over Oakland I told my homie "I hate to say All the b**hes with a** stayed home today" And he said "$hort what now?" Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-town I thought them b**hes out there was fine But the invasion was on and it f**ed my mind b**hes, b**hes, b**hes Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes We hit the B-town like Oakland players I knew it b**hes was everywere The first one had tities so fat But that don't work her a** was flat The second b**h was flat too Talked about the b**h like a muthaf**in' fool I said "Beyotch I know I'm capin' Where's your a** baby, what happened?" She turned around caped back on me Said "f** you n***a, where's your teeth?" I damn near fell jumping out the car But I slapped that b**h and slapped her hard My homie said "$hort, we gots to cut" But I was spankin' that b**h on her big flat bu*t We parked the car and took a walk I saw another b**h and I had to talk I said "Baby, baby, baby come here Yeah you baby with the long long hair" Baby came over from across the street Standing on the corner talking to me I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat a** Sheit! And I was ready to go We was rollin' back to the O' I told that b**h "I changed my mind" She looked at me and she said "Why" I said "I'm Sir Too $hort the Oakland player I'm not one of them n***as who don't care It's no thang to do my duty But not with you and your flat booty" In the Berkley town what did we find Freak after freak with no behind One long day I never got in I'm glad that sh** never happened again Invasion of the Flat Booty b**hes The invasion (Beyotch) is on That's that old school '83 Still pimpin' baby $hort dog You know I can't stay away from this game