Eric Woolfson - 9 X 9 X 9 lyrics

I saw your advert in the morning paper For red hot livin' doll Dancing ability Mental agility Good lookin' Under six foot tall... yes! I said to myself I'm a perfect match I'm gonna make that casting call That's the job for me I'm a gonna be Optimistical Irresistable Nine by nine by nine (what to do) Nine by nine by nine (what to do, wah hoo) They wanted me to star in "Cage Aux Folles" I had to tell them Sorry, but the part's too small Nine by nine by nine, what to do Nine by nine by nine, what to do I got the looks I got pezzazz I got style I got cla** Nine by nine by nine I always knew I'd be a dancing legend Just like Rogers and Astaire This is gonna be My opportunity I saved my legs and I've washed my hair I've got an outfit that'll knock 'em dead Well it's by Drexel and Lambert It's incredible Edible Indestructable Income tax deductible Nine by nine by nine (in the nude in the nude) Nine by nine by nine (in your birthday suit) In the nude in the nude In the altogether Not even a chicken feather Nine by nine by nine (in the nude in the nude) Nine by nine by nine (in your birthday suit) I'm dressed to k** I'm in the mood I learned my lines I'm lookin' good Nine by nine by nine I got an feelin' that there just might be A little bijoux problemette A small particular Perpendicular A certain something that they won't forget I'm at my best when I'm under pressure And they ain't seen nothin' yet I'm unflappable, I'm unstoppable I'm unshakeable, it's impossible Nine by nine by nine (what to do) Nein nein nein nein nein At the Alladin and the Moulin Rouge They let you wear some earrings And your high heeled shoes Nine by nine by nine (what to do) Nine by nine by nine (what to do, what to do) I have to go I'm late for lunch I got a date But thanks a bunch Nine by nine (but wait a minute) I need the job I've paid my dues And after all What have I got to lose It's gonna be great I'm gonna be fine I'm gonna be right there with them Standing in line Nine by nine by nine I got the job!