Eric Schwartz - Irish Wanking Song lyrics

Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can get Sat down one Sunday night to make a mistress of the net He finally got the guts to click the link hed always seen He had hand cream, paper towels and a squeegee for the screen CHORUS Was it really that bad? It was worse, it was worse Was it really that bad? It was worse, it was worse I know you thought the last verse was perfectly perverse Was it really that bad? It was worse, worse, worse His nooky knob began to throb when he saw the naughty nun On her knees with the rosaries wrapped round her fathers fun She asked the colored codger what the lord would have her do The answer was a mouthful... and an earful too CHORUS Well he clicked and spanked and whacked and wa*ked for upwards of an hour His semen sack ascended to the pinnacle of power Til the next screen stopped his scratching in the middle of the itch It was his daughter getting down with some horny little b**h CHORUS Now it wasnt so much the emerald dil*o in her twat Or that she wasnt a virgin hed taken care of that Or that his little girl was taking p**nographic pics But the horny b**h in question was a multi-schnauzer mix CHORUS