Eric Schwartz - Clinton Got A Blowjob lyrics

George Bush lied about weapons of ma** destruction Clinton got a bl**job Even if it was the deception and not the suction Clinton got a bl**job What's worse...starting a war Or keeping your Cohibas in a human humidor Who got impeached? And what for? Oh right...Clinton got a bl**job George Bush vacationed while New Orleans drowned Clinton got a bl**job Sat in a cla**room with the towers falling down Clinton got a bl**job He f**ed up F.E.M.A Which f**ed up Katrina Not to mention the Conventions of Geneva With twenty-four civilians murdered in Haditha Clinton got a bl**job How can a man without a brain Cause a nation so much pain Cause a world to feel such hate For these so-called United States And how could the congress help but act In the face of every fact I have presented here The comparison couldn't be more clear Bush authorized leaks of cla**ified information Clinton Got A bl**job To make the case for attacking sovereign nation Clinton Got A bl**job Guantanamo, Downing Street, electro-shock on Iraqi feet Makes that blue dress seem so sweet Clinton got a bl**job? Bush funds s** ed that says that condoms don't work Clinton got a bl**job If they didn't, both your daughters would be pregnant, you jerk Clinton got a bl**job Bush lied about his bust for driving drunk Clinton's biggest crime was having spunk And for choosing a statue less than statuesque And setting her on display under the oval office desk Stem-Cell Research, Abstinence, Global Warming, Missile Defense Goin' AWOL from the National Guard, find some some more, it' not that hard Jack Abramoff, Valerie Plame, Al Qaeda's links to Saddam Hussein Abu Ghraib, Kenneth Lay, our record deficit today You Wiretapping Info-Leaking-Waterboarding-Power-hoarding Rights-destroying Christ-Deploying Load of Scat in a Stetson Hat I'll do my part, I'll play the pawn If that what it takes to get you gone I'm my Knees, Dubya, BRING IT ON Here's your f**ing bl**job