Eric Schwartz - Houston, We Have a Problem (Shaving Off My Muff For You) lyrics

Your birthday is coming Dont worry, Im aware Ive been trying to find you something Just to show how much I care But I just couldn't tell 'Til I bought that Mademoiselle Now I know just what Im gonna do Now Im shavin' off my muff for you 'cause lately when you love me You've seemed a little cross And then after, when you're brushing You refuse the dental floss Even when it was mint But I can take a hint Now the only question's one blade or two When Im shavin' off my muff for you My friends keep axin' "girl, havent you tried waxin?" Or that depilatory cream My ex-friend Katie lent me her Epilady And I found out how loud I could screeeeeeeemmmm Now there's gonna be stubble But darlin', duty calls So get down there on the double If you want to keep your balls 'cause I scraped and I scratched Even had to pluck a patch 'cause even my Mach Three wouldn't do When Im shavin' off my muff Shavin' off my muff Shavin off my muff for you