Watch them dance at the drop of a hat Do they still believe that this world is flat Open your hearts and give us your gold March to the tune if you want to grow old You play Snakes and Ladders Forget all that matters I'm in tears and shattered over nothing One rung higher than you Two rungs lower than him I play Snakes and Ladders too You cause pain where e'er you tread They're served sand but you eat bread Scurry rats, leave the sinking ship They want no part of your d**h trip You play Snakes and Ladders Forget all that matters I'm in rags and tatters over nothing One step forward from you Two steps backwards Now we all play Snakes and Ladders