Eric Michael Jones - I Never Cheated On You lyrics

I went out dancing with my wife One of the great joys of my life We did the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone Stopped for a snack on our way home Miniskirt waitress brought my pie My eye crawled halfway up her thigh Got slapped in the head with the back of a knife My wife said you better pray for your life cause you know Im the jealous kind So keep your mind off her behind I said baby I am a stand-up guy I had the ultimate reply I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I aint that dumb But the nights still young Down at the beach a Georgia peach In a red bikini was throwin heat Had freckles and dimples and her fanny shook scuse me while I have a look She said honey I dont want to cause a fight But Ive also got a God-given right So what do you think of that muscle man? Hes got a real cute smile and an awesome tan Got no opinion, aint my thing I knew she was just throwing me a zing I could tell by her evil grin And by the way she was twirling her wedding ring I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I aint that dumb But the nights still young Shes my sugar and Im her honey We tease each other cause we think its funny Everyone craves a little spice But being married to you is awfully nice Never cheated on her you ask me why I never want to see my baby cry Some things you cant do alone Like the Jitterbug Swing to the saxophone I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I aint that dumb But the nights still young I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you No baby, I aint that dumb I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I never cheated on you I aint that dumb Oh lookout the nights still young Eric Michael Jones [ASCAP]