Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet p**y This kitty cat of fine descent, was cherished by her mother Who wouldn't let another, pet her, unless he was qualified Every first of the month this pretty feline got the hots And that's when the neighborhood (D-d-dogs) They'd line up around the block Meow When my little scarlet feline roars The locals come around (Come Around) When they see the scarlet light They know it's time to come chase her down (Chase her down) Lo and behold the fantastical way In which their bodies groove My scarlet p**y's furry magic alters any mood Scarlet p**y (It's cool) Scarlet p**y p**ycat, p**ycat Wherefore art thou, puppy? She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat She can make you sad when you're happy as can be She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y Every dog would try his lines To get p**y's attention ((...)) All they want is so exposed In ways too gross to mention (Eew!) Green virgin teenager A filthy rich yuppie p**ycat p**ycat Wherefore art thou puppy? Scarlet p**y She can make you crazy if U're too close to her heat She can make you sad when U're happy as can be She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y Meow Now what's going on? Oh, no, man, look out! Somebody come get this meow-meow of my leg! MEOW! Scarlet p**y p**ycat p**ycat Wherefore art thou, puppy? Meow She can make you crazy if U're too close to her heat She can make you sad when U're happy as can be She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y She can make you happy, she can make U sad She can make you crazy (Crazy) She can make you shiver from your head down to your feet She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets (Oh!) She can make you crazy if U're too close to her heat She can make you sad when U're happy as can be She can make you shoot your ego all over her sheets All is hers in love and war, my little scarlet p**y