Eric Idle - Every Sperm Is Sacred lyrics

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic And have been since before I were born And the one thing they say about Catholics is They'll take you as soon as you're warm You don't have to be a six footer You don't have to have a great brain You don't have to have any clothes on You're a Catholic the moment Dad came Because Every s**m is sacred Every s**m is great If a s**m is wasted God gets quite irate Every s**m is sacred Every s**m is great If a s**m is wasted God gets quite irate Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay For each s**m that can't be found Every s**m is wanted Every s**m is good Every s**m is needed In your neighborhood Hindu, Taoist, Mormon Spill theirs just anywhere But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care Every s**m is sacred Every s**m is great If a s**m is wasted God gets quite irate Every s**m is sacred Every s**m is good Every s**m is needed In your neighborhood Every s**m is useful Every s**m is fine God needs everybody's Mine, and mine, and mine Let the pagans spill theirs O'er mountain, hill and plain God shall strike them down for Each s**m that's spilt in vain Every s**m is sacred Every s**m is good Every s**m is needed In your neighborhood Every s**m is sacred Every s**m is great If a s**m is wasted God gets quite irate