Eric Idle - The Song That Goes Like This lyrics

[GALAHAD] Once in every show There comes a song like this It starts off soft and low And ends up with a kiss Oh, where is the song That goes like this? Where is it? Where? Where? [LADY OF THE LAKE] A sentimental song That casts a magic spell They all will hum along We'll overact like hell For this is the song that goes like this [GALAHAD] Yes it is! [LADY OF THE LAKE] Yes it is! [GALAHAD] Yes it is! [LADY OF THE LAKE] Yes it is! [GALAHAD] Now we can go straight Into the middle eight A bridge that is too far for me [LADY OF THE LAKE] I'll sing it in your face While we both embrace [BOTH] And then we change the key [GALAHAD] Now we're into E Ahem, that's awfully high for me [LADY OF THE LAKE] But everyone can see We should have stayed in D [BOTH] For this is our song that goes like this! [GALAHAD] I'm feeling very proud [LADY OF THE LAKE] You're singing far too loud [GALAHAD] That's the way that this song goes [LADY OF THE LAKE] You're standing on my toes [BOTH] Singing our song that goes like this! [LADY OF THE LAKE] I can't believe there's more [GALAHAD] It's far too long, I'm sure [LADY OF THE LAKE] That's the trouble with this song It goes on and on and on [BOTH] For this is our song that is too long! (spoken) Jesus Christ, Goddamnit! [LADY OF THE LAKE] We'll be singing this til dawn [GALAHAD] You'll wish that you weren't born [LADY OF THE LAKE] Let's stop this damn refrain [BOTH] Before we go insane The song always ends like this