Eric Idle - All for One lyrics

[HISTORIAN, spoken] And so, King Arthur gathered his Knights together, bringing from all the corners of the Kingdom the strongest and bravest in the land to sit at the Round Table. The strangely flatulent Sir Bedevere, the dashingly handsome Sir Galahad, the homicidally brave Sir Lancelot,Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, who slew the vicious Chicken of Bristol and who personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill. And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Show [SIR NOT-APPEARING-IN-THIS-SHOW, spoken] Sorry [HISTORIAN, spoken] Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries - The Knights of the Round Table [ALL] All for one One for all All for one And one for all [BEDEVERE] Some for some [GALAHAD] None for none [ROBIN] Slightly less for people we don't like [LANCELOT] And a little bit more for me [ALL] All round this blighty land We are his mighty band Ooooo King Arthur's strongest knights We are prepared to fight Whoever All for one Two for all Four for some And three for all