Eric Henning - Kickin' Pigeons lyrics

Now I've been havin' trouble Just tryin' to ease my mind It seems that I get flustered . . . Damn near all the time So I went to the doctor to see what I should do He said : "Son, this may sound strange . . . But I've a cure for you . . " Chorus Just Kick a pigeon It releives anxiety Kickin' pigeons . . .any fool can see . . . That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings But a pigeon ain't nuthin' but a rat with wings If you've been itchin' To cure your b**hin' Just kick a pigeon (and kick 'em once for me!) Verse #2 Well I left that doctor's office In a hurry 'cause I knew that Kickin' pigeons ain't a proper thing to do! But when I got the doctor's bill I damn near blew my lid He wanted so much money that I'll tell you what I did . . . Chorus I kicked a pigeon It releives anxiety Kickin' pigeons . . .any fool can see . . . That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings But a pigeon ain't nuthin' but a rat with wings If you've been itchin' To cure your b**hin' Just kick a pigeon (and kick 'em once for me!) Verse #3 While I was out there kickin' I met a good citizen who told me kickin' pigeons is a wrong, ungodly sin But of course I didn't listen To a single word she'd say And she must have got frustrated 'Cause I saw her late that day . . . Chorus kickin' pigeons It releives anxiety Kickin' pigeons . . .any fool can see . . . That a hummingbird hums/a nightengale sings But a pigeon ain't nuthin' but a rat with wings If you've been itchin' To cure your b**hin' Just kick a pigeon (and kick 'em once for me!)