Eric Dunn - The Restroom lyrics

[Intro] Man This song goes out to that that beautiful girl in the food court But I couldn't even talk to her Cause I had to use the restroom Damn [Verse 1] Cute girl across the room Wish I could say hi to you But this food is getting in the way Probably know me from vine I'm talking sh** all the time Promise I'm not an a**hole everyday Made a song eat yo a** so I could skip my cla** With this song just want to talk to you And my a** really hurts and I got booty squirts And we'll make this thing work but I gotta use the restroom [Chorus] Poop always gets the best of people It makes me think just what to do And should I go be that negro And get her number while sh**ting too What to do Woah and I don't know what to do I'm asking you I don't know what to do [Verse 2] Your eyes looking beautiful I wanna eat your booty hole I'm sorry that I get carried away Sometimes I get afraid And I forget how to behave But I'm new to this feeling of love I waved and you smirked Promise I'll put you first But you gotta let me take a poo These natural things help me out when I sing 'Though it's really damn gross I want you f** all my hoes [Chorus] [Verse 3] Man I can't let her go Man do you think she knows About that big dick? Yeah it's pretty thick It's like 8.5 inches though But sh** I gotta let this out n***a I know whatchu talking 'bout If she goes down south and opens that mouth And smells that sh** oh my [Chorus] Poop always gets the best of people Uh check it It makes me think just what to do And should I go just be that negro And get her number while sh**ting too What to do I don't know what to do I've been asking you A n***a don't know what to do [Outro] Uh, aye I'm done sh**ting girl It's nice to meet you My name's Eric Dunn How about we go to lunch sometime me and you I'm a pretty nice guy you should get to know me I think you real beautiful Let's go Copyright - Eric Dunn, Dunn Enterprises, 2014