Well I met this woman, she was hard as nails I think she'd just come out of the county jail But I loaned her some money, just to pay her rent If I would she would put me in her last will and testament Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two I never hear from them, 'till the bills are due The money I gave 'em, they already spent If I could just slip'em out, you've put me in that last will and testament You know I'm going over sixty, I'm older than most It won't be long now, I'll be nothing but a ghost My intentions, it's my intent To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament And when it's all over, they put you in the ground Send my belongings to the lost and found My intention, it's my intent To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament Hey hey hey, hey