A parallelogram has four sides A faithful husband could lead two lives Now anyone one of us Should sympathize Old enough to settle down But young enough to fool around A married mother in a singles bar Takes an interest in who you are Its not unusual and its not bizarre Old enough to settle down But young enough to fool around Old enough to settle down But young enough to party on the weekend Old enough to know you're young enough To do more damage than you've ever done before Yeah more damage that's for sure Because after all these years you're still hard-core A twenty-nine year old who's seen the world Could think he found the perfect girl But the thought of eternity still makes him hurl Old enough to settle down But young enough to fool around Old enough to settle down But young enough to fool around Old enough to settle down But young enough to fool around