VIDEO EXPLANATION PART 1 [Jerome Chance] Mortal Kombat Midway Games was cast down from heaven Forged in flames and the fires of hell then Returns to Outworld as NetherRealm and Revived Mortal Kombat for 2k11 Didn't want their heroes to be nothing but a sandwich No DC fatalities the Dub B had softened Returned to their roots representin like a manwich Apparently the NetherRealm is just like Compton Fighter pioneer brutality cavalier Ain't nothing pretty lets just sheer the veneer That's been is cast cause it's clear that this is hands down The best looking fighting game from any given year Back to the past like back to the future Reversing every gauze every cast every suture Everything you know up to this point is now moot sure Enough the latest franchise to get the rebooter Story mode is quality and it doesnt fall in the Fighter paradigm of narrative frivolity Everything's in game addressing all relations The new generation knows each fighters motivation Xray moves are naturally sadistic Borrowing heavily from proven mechanistics Every single one the activation is simplistic Think you won't die thats thinking optimistic This time around you can build a tag team Seen it all before originality lacking But so what cause its fun can't blame them for jacking Choose the right partners or your ribs are cracking Tower challenge is requiring patience grinding And meticulous timing they're ridiculous the trick is just Finding the balances and think about the prizing Before you lose your cool and you mind starts unwinding Replay value with modes in abundance Nothing here is filler give each one a chance Unable to log in and play on PSN Cause some hacker ba*tards need to find a girlfriend Aside from that you'll like the PS3 the most It's the only one that boasts the use of Sparta's Ghost Fitting cause there wouldn't even be a Kratos If Midway back in the day hadn't stood its post The most diversified fighting game ever More than just gore a fully rendered endeavor Character concepts and moves are quite clever But how many of them tele-portal-2-gether? Portal 2 VIDEO EXPLANATION PART 2 Portal 2 tester together again With GLaDOS the mad host of Aperture fame Psychotic bionic Hydrolic sardonic Knack for torture Nothing short of demonic You'll need gin and tonic or some good hydroponics What she got for you the opposite of hedonic Even more sour than cream GLaDOS a**aults your self esteem But her wit isn't as snappy as before you did her crappy The story within whether alone or with a friend Is sure to bring a grin to the borders of your chin Just like before you'll be out there making portals With your gun to solve the puzzles got you mixed up like the wuzzles In addition to the portal gun there's other tools to use Elation is congruent with the brain cells that you bruise Manipulating objects that you have in the environment And successfully completing every single test requirement Even though the scenery by design is repetitious The beauty that you witness is really something vicious Yes you can play co-op, no the story ain't the same Robots that you use resemble Pinky and the Brain Additionally theres console MAC and PC connectivity The best attempt I think so far deserving some festivity Another Valve salvo of super creativity but I was steady Steamin with no cloud accessibility Gears of War 3 Multiplayer Beta VIDEO EXPLANATION PART 3 Epic got me hotter with this Bulletstorm fodder Didn't want to buy it but I ain't know what to say ta The voices in my head telling me to get the code For the Gears of War 3 multiplayer beta My squad begins with 100 straight wins Like the legend CDN battle me it's a sin Kickin' logistics through the mall and the trenches Through old town and the thrashball benches I'm king of the hill you ain't touchin' my leader 2 piece with a biscuit from my snub pistol heater No ones faster with the gnasher make the Amazons proud The real MrsViolence representin Anya Stroud I like to use the shotta sawed off or revolver Like Kurt Cobain give your brain frame Nirvana Necromancer make your corpse dance On the bayonet tip of my retro lancer I wield the Oneshot with sk** Yoda on the trigger there's no try only k** When its time to use digger yeah you know Im goin fishin' Caught you sleepin' behind cover daydreaming's d**hwishin' You can feel the flame of my incendiary grenade I put that sh** on everything I like my locust braised I get into the game like Augustus Cole Train More addictive than a mainline immulsion to the vein