I remember the sad day When you lost your love Cause it was the same day I got my new car You sat down there crying to heaven up above Upstaging me but still I was the star The words you said sound to me Like uninteresting history Want me to listen when you die Talk about me myself and I On your ditsy wedding Your wore a white dress I looked so much better I had to confess Your honeymoon pictures Really looked so fine But nevertheless not as fine as mine