Epic Rap Battles of History - Napoleon Bonaparte Vs. Napoleon Dynamite lyrics

Napoleon Dynamite Gosh, I can't believe how mush of a little b**h you are When it comes to world leaders, you, like, literally lowered the bar I'll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte, turn your horse into glue Welcome to the battle of Waterloo, part two I got sk**s, I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin You can keep your French fries, I got tater tots, you gnome Why don't you crawl back in your little shell and escargot the heck home Napoleon Bonaparte How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm I am French, you are a buck toothed nerd with a perm I spit at you harder than Tina the llama Smackin' your face 'till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh's Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show Before I toss you over the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico This ba*tard's about to see how bad a battle can be After this, your buddy Pedro will be voting for me Dynamite Why don't you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide Because this is a rap rollercoaster you're not even tall enough to ride I don't really care how many, like, stupid Prussians you've k**ed 'Cause to me you're just the emperor of the Lollipop Guild Bonaparte Sacrebleu; t'as une tete a faire, sauter les plaques d'egouts I am going to shove your moon boots, straight up your poop shoot I'll whip you so hard, they'll make a virgin meringue You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang