Epic Rap Battles of History - Gandalf Vs. Albus Dumbledore lyrics

Gandalf You shall not pa**, I rap fast, like Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this, you b**h. How's your little wand gonna beat my staff I leave mics in flames, torched by Gandalf Touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch your other hand off You fool, you got Snaped, you're not a real fighter d**h makes you die, and just makes my brights brighter Your a** is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit We all know you've more than a boggart in your closet Dumbledore The prophecy forgot to mention this day When I knocked your a** back to Gandalf the Grey Check your status, they call me headmaster, you're nothing Nice, staff, you compensating for something? I prefer the company of wizards and I'm proud of it You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me? Wait till they get a taste of Dumbledore's army Gandalf Do not take me for conjuror of cheap tricks I don't give a Fawkes about your order of Phoenix I'll tie a new knot to your beard with your wrinkly balls For I am one rapper to rule them all Dumbledore Your spells are a joke, not the funny ones either Mines of Moria? Ha, more like mind of Mencia I'll expecto my patronum on your face, you little snitch And when I'm finished, I'mma fly like it's Quidditch