Epic Rap Battles of History - Albert Einstein Vs. Stephen Hawking lyrics

Albert Einstein When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown So take a seat, Steve, oops, I see you brought your own What's with your voice? I can't frickin' tell You sound like WALL-E having s** with a speak-and-spell I'll school you anywhere MIT to Oxford All your fans with be like, "Um, that was Hawk-ward" I'm as dope as two rappers, you better be scared 'Cause that means: Albert E. equals mc² Stephen Hawking You've got no idea what you're messing with here boy I got 12 inch rims on my chair, that's how I roll y'all You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll I'll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of science I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulder of giants Albert Einstein I'm a giant whose shoulders you'd have stood on, if you could stand I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand You can't destroy matter or me, for serious Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was Stephen Hawking There are 10 million, million, million, million Million, million, million, million, million Particles in the universe that we can observe Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd You wanna bring the heat with them mushroom clouds you're making I'm about to bake raps from scratch, like Carl Sagan And while it's true that my work is based on you I'm a super computer you're like a TI-82, ooh