Epic Rap Battles of History - Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar lyrics

(Shaka Zulu) Iwisa meat Caesar He's a commander Who thinks he can dance with Conan of the Savanna but when I go hand to hand with you I go hammer knock off his dome, wrap it up in his own banner send it back to Rome, with a message from the Zulu If you battle Shaka, this what happen to you If you cross that equator you'll head straight into a ma**acre, and get f**ed by more than just Cleopatra in Africa (Julius Caesar) You talk a lot of sh**, for a man wearing a diaper I heard you had poison spit, where was it in this cypher? cause all I hear is threats from a brute with no discipline and I'm ruling over you, like a boot full of my citizens you should take your cow skin shield, and hid under it you're f**ing with the most triumphant third of the triumvirate I'm first of the empire and last of the republicans and hunting you accompanied by legions of my countrymen ask my kidnappers if I'm just a sh** talker Doc J dunk on you like Boom Shakalaka So don't go rattling your sticks at me If I wanted to shake spears I'd waggle my biography (Shaka Zulu) Right I've heard of your play tell me how does it end? oh yes you get stabbed many times by your friends So watcha gonna do with your roman swords when the lines of your legions get gored by the horns of the Zulu! Warriors! trained on thorns to dismember any emperor's pasty white hoards I got the strength of a lion and the speed of a cheetah and everyone knows you're just a chicken Caesar (Julius Caesar) Oooh can I be a hyena? cause I'm going to laugh I'll pave roads with the bones of your goat herding a** First my front lines will drop back and spank you in the chest Then I'll decimate your horns You can't outflank the best Let your reserves come at me, my ballista's co*ked and (ready!) when I take (aim!) I always keep my whole crew (steady!) because there's no use in murdering you and your heathen you can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten