Epic Rap Battles of History - Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY MICHAEL JORDAN VERSUS MUHAMMAD ALI BEGIN Michael Jordan: Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam cause you got as much chance of beating me as LeBron I'm a flying machine like the world has never seen you can fight one man I can drive through a whole team I choke a dope with his own jump rope you'll get smoked when I flow you Kentucky fried joke used to float like a bu*terfly sting like a bee now you double dribble balls that nobody can see Muhammad Ali: Here comes Jordan big tongue wobbling flying through the air like a big dumb goblin you're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman messing with me is gambling you got a problem your whole basketball career turned whack when you came back a wizard like Gandalf the Black you should've kept you ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf stick to golf you can keep the ball to yourself I'm so pretty my hands are so fast I'll whup your face back to your Hitler mustache now your daddy got k**ed and I feel for your family but your baseball career now that was a tragedy Michael Jordan: Man you make me sick but I'm better with the flu you should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you I would pa** the mic to Pippen but I'm not done scoring stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman Muhammad Ali: I saw you slapping Reggie Miller boy what's wrong with you you fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes McDonalds and underpants as corporate backers you stay at the Ritz cause you sold out to crackers Michael Jordan: So Ca**ius wants to talk about cashing checks I'll school you through you bug spray off your Broadway play over the Japanese dude sitting on you face hit nothing but net you ain't seen nothing yet man you needed a movement cause you're so full of sh** I'm a better athlete and a better MC battle me two more times watch me get a three peat Muhammad Ali: Beep beep why don't you back up that trash I'll leave you like Liston flat on your a** you need to bounce back to North Carolina kid cause your rapping s**s more than Space Jam did WHO WON WHOSE NEXT YOU DECIDE E-PIC RAP A BATTLES OF HISTORY E-PIC RAP BAT-TLES OF HISTORY