Epic Rap Battles of History - Master Chief vs Leonidas lyrics

Spartans, lets start this. Show this petty officer who's the hardest. The biggest mistake you've ever made, I'll toss you like a frag grenade. I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade., Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers Jerking off to games giving themselves first person shooters. My armor's hard but my abs are harder, You're in my hood now chief THIS IS SPARTA. Not so fast Cortana says you're greek, so why don't you stick these lyrics up your a**? They build a monument to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell MC While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon. They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly. Ha, I've had better battles with my six year old son I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns I'm king, you sleep in a freezer in outer space. I'd look you in the eye, but you're too much of a b**h to show your face You've got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flintstone. Your whole plan got messed up by a hunch back with down syndrome. 300 a**es need a kicking, give more teabags than Lipton, so why don't you quit your b**hing My trigger finger's itching.