Epic Rap Battles of History - Doc Brown vs Doctor Who lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DOC BROWN VERSUS! DOCTOR WHO! BEGIN! Doctor Who: Actually, if you don't mind, it's just the doctor. Doesn't even matter who I'm talking to, oh yes you! The wannabe Einstein, minus the 'stache, Travels through time but with no cla**. I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally, you can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley! Calm down, will you? Everything's going to be fine. You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time. Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really, (ah) never mind. Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your a** with rhyme. Doc Brown: Great Scott you're great! (not) I spit it hot and generate way more power than one point twenty one gigawatts. I'm not sure what scientific authority you propose to be, but I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree? Despite all your companions you couldn't be having less s**. I don't know what's lamer your fans, or your special effects. You don't get another term to debate, time to face your permanent fate. Now Dalek my balls! (EXTERMINATE!) Doctor Who (softly): I'm going to die. At least, this version of me. Prehaps you'd like another; prepare to meet your... 4th Doctor (new Doctor Who): Density! (Ha ha!) I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting of my physical form. You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born. You got your knickers in a twist when you're s**ing on my Piccadilly. But I'm a lot lot different because you're a pitiful hillbilly, hanging with an oedipal kid who's a bawk bawk chicken! Marty McFly: Nobody calls me chicken! (guitar breaks out) Doc Brown: This is between us Scarfy, don't try to out-rhyme me. You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time-limey! I'll use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine. You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a p**y with thirteen! WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! DOC BROWN! VERSUS! DOCTOR WHO! BEGIN! Doctor Who: Actually, if you don't mind it's just the doctor. (pulls out laser and points at screen, which stops music)