Epic Rap Battles of History - DeadPool vs. Boba Fett lyrics

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Epic Rap Battles of History - DeadPool vs. Boba Fett lyrics

(Deadpool) oh, is it me? well here's my first issue, I barely even know enough about you to dis you. But do you guys honestly think that I would screw this feud up and lose to the dude a huge toothie coothie chewed up? That's bananas I do damage,when I brandish katanas, man I'll slice you up then vanish in my ladybug pajamas. I'm one of a kind you're a xerox of your papa, doing temp work for Vader and odd jobs for jabba. I'm tight you're mad baggy I'm toned you're so flappy. Mad cause Sam Jackson k**ed your clone daddy. somebody oughta put a bounty on that cape maybe I'll write a letter,and mail it in your face. (Boba Fett) Good thing I keep tums in a slave 1 cause your style makes me spacesick. And your bars, are like your'ol pal cable, f**ing basic. I'll smack a merc in the mouth if he doesn't quit running that lip off. b**h who you calling clone you're a d**hstroke rip off! You stole spiderman's eyes and Snake Eyes' weapons you got wolverine's powers man you're comic sloppy seconds! That Dr. k**brew dude needs to go back to med school cause right now you're no good to me Deadpool. (Deadpool) Ooo what's that, a missle backpack? Well I guess you'll be alright if a f**ing bird attacks! Presenting the most overrated character anyone's ever saw, With 5 lines in the trilogy, and one of them was AAAH! (Boba Fett) I only need 5 lines cause I look f**ing great, you look like someone spilled lasagna on your face. But you're worth alot to me If I bring you back dead. Schizophrenics pay triple, one for each head. (Deadpool) Who you callin schizophrenic, You've got 2 different voices! You're like your holiday special ,man: Full of bad choices. (Boba Fett) You think your chimichanga's hot but you couldn't be milder You should've made the choice to ditch the prick from Van Wilder. (Deadpool) And the coolest things about you got straight up abandoned. You let a kiwi hold your gun and he f**ed up your cannon! So maybe don't talk about movies, cause you've got dick to say. Wrap that arm dart around jar jar and go far far away. (Boba Fett) I'm a legend you're a trend you ain't got half the sk**s I got. I'll beat your a** with one eye closed, Boba Fetty Wap. And then I'll call Domino's, she likes what I'm shaking she prefers my durasteel to your Canadian bacon. Now take a lesson from a genuine a**a**in who's blasting foes. I come equipped with a full set of sick mandalorian flows. Everybody knows, you got that power of regeneration, Now run home and heal from this disintegration.

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