Epic LLOYD - S2 Episode 1: Gla**cock lyrics

It makes me wanna scream caps lock and break kids Who trash talk Gla**co*k on a day to day basis I vacation a few weeks I gotta come back to this? It's the type of thing that only Dis Raps can fix BliinD21, he ain't too keen to come To school with these dudes always offering condoms I hear your 'please please please' and I'm here to help You tell some dude to keep his rubbers and go f** hisself Say 'you can take an art cla** and gla** blow me homie Last time checked y'all inspected my junk too closely Does it break? Does it hurt? You're so curious Tell you what, stuff my balls into your mouth for some lunch Give my reproductive organs a s** until they bust a nut Then ask my knot directly whether or not they're made of flesh and blood Call me Gla**co*k! And when I clutch crotch I see your bling and rocks and take 'em up a notch Y'all circle my style like vultures Cause when I drop my drawers I'm hung like an ice sculpture Thick and solid, I'm clear and ballin' ooh Got a see through tube like p**nstars use And plus, not for nothin' with the ladies I'm nice I just utter my full name and I break the ice That's right Gla**co*k, you f**in' own that sh** There's a million boring pricks all named John Smith And to you Weiners and Wangs and all you boys named Sue Say your name with pride too, nothin' else you can do These folks makin' tired jokes, yo it's just sad Cause your co*k's the size of a shot gla**, man I get it, I mean it I can see how that'd shrink your self-esteem To the size of your tiny little penis And you think it's nothin' taking shots daily like that But it's the type of thing that drives a cat to grab a gat' and shoot back And that s**s, so y'all keep your big traps shut Dig down in your guts and man up for once Just remember who the message is from, Gla**co*k And the raging EpicLLOYD as the mascot Booyahka!