[Intro] A favorite gift for children all over the world is the drum [Verse 1: Watsky] DOPE! Call me Homer, cause I'm gonna write an odyssey Lots of people tend to see me as a oddity When they see me wanna tell me what i oughta be Pissing on the cynics and i hit em with my bodily Functions, and lock them in the dungeon Leaving their fears to rot with their a**umptions Got gumption Won't get lumped in SEE! Cinderella turned a fella to a pumpkin Pump this in ya way till its obnoxious I'm pennsylvania ave outside of congress Stomping on the lawn and honking till the pompess Senators yelling ta scram with an accomplice Honest abe we rage till were unconscious EOM's dope but imma go the longest In a moment they'll be staring thats a promise Got the flow to turn a square into a rhombus Calling robin then we jump into the bat car Call my mom and tell her im a f**ing rap star Light a blunt and then i pa** it off to reptar Rep hard Shoot another missile at the d**h star Doubt his child because they're extra mad Got barney doing dabs down in dexters lab And its still a spare tire when i flex my abs But i don't give a f** cause the s** is rad Im chester cheetah In some fresh Adidas In a dress shirt looking like an expert People don't adjust your monitor Whats up officer Sorry if i babble like a drunk philosopher E to the O-M Me with the poem He got the low end So we got it going The slickest showmen How were picking off opponents And were sick and so were foaming at the mouth GO! [Verse 2: Herbal T] Flow so cold its rocking a damn hoodie Soul old school, its shopping at sam goody Beat so hard its popping a damn woodie While yall expressed out like “would he? could he? should he?” AH! Just do it If i dream it i can do it Like fiend when i get to it And my team and i pursue it Like my semen i can fluidly flow and produce mad babies Go in the booth like i had rabies Mouth foaming Names Herbal T, if ya don't know him He could break the ice like damian from the omen EOM! A role model and a fine fella Base drum breaking every bottle in your wine cellar He run the whole game making mad beats I got lines like i'm doing c**aine off of plaid sheets Ace like melamine with a stellar plan To stretch the rhombus into a damn parallelogram Then again i've never been a beginner Your girl finicky with a legitimate winner Took her to a intimate cha went to the cinema With her then imma hit it again and again Get up in her like an enima OH sh*t Herbal T don't play Rap circles from the workers down at chipotle Rolled past it but f** it imma be okay Too many crabs in the bucket imma need obey AH Like Eddie Murphy we embody the raw sit Sideways like Paul Giamatti a wall Extra bent never sound like excrement Cause me and Wax still Bill and Ted excellent Your flow hum drum Where did you come from You numb thumb Video game playing dumb dumb When EOM drum come Brumpumpumpum These rappers on my plate i'm eating every single crumb [Outro] Oh finally we must be getting closer